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Date of birth:
N/A
Height:
6ft
Weight:
14st
Position:
Flanker
Last match:
N/A |
Age: 25
Former Clubs: Aberdeenshire
Rep Honours: KPMG Caledonian Crusaders
Rugby Idol: Richie McCaw
Sporting Idol: Lance Armstrong
Favourite pre game routine: Searching my flat for my gumshield, eventually giving up and going out to buy a new one
Favourite bar: Clubhouse, Oran Mor, Bunker
Favourite tipple: Stella
Most Embarrassing moment: The time I tried to shoulder barge Jason White whilst playing football at school. Also any time I have tried to catch a high ball this season – currently running at a 33% success rate.
Most memorable GHK moment: Spending time relaxing and reflecting on the Garnock game with Yoda, Liam and Liam’s parents in A&E at the Western General. Also Damo’s last game where he a) broke some ribs and b) went to Oran Mor in women’s clothing afterwards.
Describe yourself in one word: Adequate
How others described you: Emotionally cold; a disgrace; “You look like Kevin Costner after he got fat as f**k”
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