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Date of birth:
31/5/1986
Height:
5'8
Weight:
11st 7
Position:
Hooker
Last match:
Bishopton, 11/03/2006 |
Nickname: Bauby, Bert, Bob, Pamela,
Date of Birth:31/05/86 (prime vintage)
Height: 5"8 3/4 (A quarter inch above Scottish male average)
Weight: 11 st 7 Definitely front row material
Preferred position: Too Desperate for sex to care
Former Clubs: GHK and Hawks since I was seven. "O alma mater......"
Rep Honours: Glasgow Schools U18 (played a half)
Rugby Idol: Ally Mcara (Have been trying to model my step on his. As yet haven't stepped anyone, so I think its working)
Sporting Idol: As above. Mezmerizing skills.
Favourite pre game routine: Oh God! Bryan Adams "We're gonna Win" TWICE on way down to club in the car.
Favourite bar: The Gay-rage
Favourite tipple: Tequila
Most Embarrassing moment: Skinny Dipping in primary three, don't ask. Repressed memories.
Most memorable GHK moment: Watching Murray superman it down a flight of concrete steps to his doom. Priceless.
Describe yourself in one word: MMMumble.
How others described you: I dunno, but I bet it was negative. I'll have my
revenge.
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