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Date of birth:
N/A
Height:
6ft
Weight:
15st 7
Position:
Hooker; Prop
Last match:
Paisley, 11/04/2006 |
NICKNAME: DISCO AL
AGE: 27
FORMER CLUBS: WEST OF SCOTLAND, STRATHENDRICK
REP HONOURS: 4 SIT UPS IN A ROW
RUGBY IDOL: COLIN DEANS [THE 'PRINCE AMONG HOOKERS' IS REMEMBERED FOR HIS LIGHTNING BREAKS IN THE LOOSE AND HIS CONSTANT HARRYING OF OPPOSITION DEFENCES THAT PAVED THE WAY FOR THE UNIQUE DISCO FREE-FLOWING FRONT ROW STYLE RECENTLY ASSOCIATED WITH 'SPEED IN THE PRINTED PRESS']
SPORTING IDOL: BOBBY 'THE WATERBOY' BOUCHET [VISUALIZE AND ATTACK]
FAVOURITE PRE GAME ROUTINE: MY NORMAL PRE-GAME ROUTINE IS TO GET TO THE ARENA AND SHOOT AROUND THE OUTFIELD IF I'M THERE EARLY ENOUGH, THEN DO THE GAUNTLET STAIRMASTER IN OUR LOCKER ROOM FOR 30 OR 45 MINUTES, THEN STRETCH. MY WORKOUT USUALLY COINCIDES WITH THE MEDIA DOING PRE-GAME INTERVIEWS AND I ALWAYS INVITE THEM TO ASK ME QUESTIONS WHILE I¹M HUFFING AND PUFFING. IT MAKES THE TIME SEEM TO GO BY A LITTLE FASTER.
FAVOURITE BAR:
ELECTROLUX RH455LD HOTEL MINI BAR
- MAHOGANY VENEER FINISH
- LARGE COMPARTMENT FOR GLASSES, SNACKS AND NON-COOLED DRINKS
- SENSOR-CONTROLLED INTERIOR LIGHT
- 2 SHELVES
- FUZZY LOGIC ENERGY CONTROL
- AUTOMATIC DEFROST
- OPTIONAL DOOR LOCK AVAILABLE
- VARIABLE INTERIOR DOOR CONFIGURATION
FAVOURITE TIPPLE: GUINNESS [NEVER IRISH MIST OR PERNOD]
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: HAVING TO EXPLAIN THAT THE PINK BROGUES WEREN'T FANCY DRESS
MOST MEMORABLE GHK MOMENT: NONE - USUALLY MILDLY CONCUSSED
DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD: NOT GOOD WITH NUMBERS
HOW OTHERS DESCRIBED YOU: WITH REVERE
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